I had a facebook conversation with Alex where it revealed much to my surprise that we DO actually have something in common where cycling is concerned....Our Love Of Cafe Stops :-)
Alex then explained that there are rules that have to be obeyed and outlined them to me.
Cafe stops are an integral part of Onix rides and a encyclopaedic knowledge of good cake has been built up over many years.
With Alex's consent we have adopted these rules as our own.
So here they are The Onix Cafe Rules and THEY HAVE TO BE OBEYED.....No ifs, buts or maybes !!!
The Rules Are The Rules !!
Cafe Rule No 1.
Cafe may not be entered until over 50% of the ride is completed.
Cafe Rule No 2
If the total duration of the ride is more than 4hrs one may have any cake they desire i.e caramel slice
Cafe Rule No 3.
Less than 4hrs then one may only have a healthy sounding
cake i.e. Date & oat slice, carrot cake etc
Cafe Rule No 6.
Jerseys maybe unzipped but not removed.
Gillets r excluded
If jersey is removed then bibs much b de-shouldered.
Ordering just a glass of water or just a coke is frowned upon but not
Cafe Rule No 9.
Never talk about the calories in the cake, only the calories
you've burnt on the ride